Ex-Press - Used To Work For Media?

Thanks to Kristilyn and Carly for catching this fine example of Southern writing.

ExPress - does that mean if you used to work for the paper, please enter here? HA! Maybe that's where all of the proofreaders went!

And by the way - no bags. If you are an old woman who's a little worse for the wear, you aren't allowed. Even if you did work for the paper.